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mikeyfriskeyhands:
Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
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Me:
WHEN I WAS
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Dad:
what
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Me:
A YOUNG BOY
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Dad:
oh God
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Me:
MY FATHER
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Dad:
not again
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Me:
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
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Dad:
no I didn't
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Me:
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
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Dad:
you're not even a boy
dirtysexyclassy:
classy porn
(via beccers)
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via deadr0utine)
Anonymous Asked:
Yeah. I guess I'll look into it. What was it like when you did it?
The only reason I say look into it is because there’s a couple things I didn’t know that I should’ve known when I was rolling or even after. But I actually got asked this before and typed out a long paragraph for someone on an ask if you feel like looking for that in my posts. To sum it up, though, it just makes you euphoric, you love everything, you need to be moving basically at all times, you’ll be thirsty but sip water because you can harm yourself drinking too much, and lights and sounds are just awesome if you ask me lol that’s why raves are awesome for rolling. Also, you feel completely yourself though, which is what I love the most about it. You don’t feel weird or off or like, “on something” if that makes sense. Everything is seriously beyond amazing.
dumpyourweedbrah:
The New EP from Real Friends titled “Put Yourself Back Together” coming out on June 4th
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arpakassomomma:
captawesomesauce:
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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flawlesss:
mendox:
this is the coolest picture on tumblr.
true
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I watch you pee
Anonymous Asked:
Don't know if the "suicidal thoughts" post was serious or not, but hang in there! You seem like a lovely person, and although I don't know you personally, I'd be sad if you died. Whenever I'm feeling down I usually try something new, like learning a language, listening to new music or trying (and failing at) art. Even just going on walks helps. Things will get better!
Thank you <3 You’re the sweetest person ever and you seriously just cheered me up so much, you have no idea. It’s weird because I’m on this medicine to help my current sickness but I think it’s making me depressed or something ): I’ll have to try those suggestions out, and luckily I’m feeling a bit better now (: Thank you again, love. Things can always get better!